Buddy of mine who works at a sushi restaurant just sent me this
Buddy of mine who works at a sushi restaurant just sent me this
by Nightstrike_
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Flanguru
The kid wants onigiri
GentrifriesGuy
Kid just wants a bowl of rice in a shape
pocketsand_shashasha
One time I was in a Subway restaurant inside a Six Flags theme park. There was this parentless 10 year old kid in front of me trying to order a sub, but the worker didn’t speak a lick of English outside of “Italian BMT”, “white bread”, “lettuce”, etc. The worker and the kid got stuck at a point where the worker had bread with cheese on the counter, but couldn’t figure out which meat the kid wanted. The kid just kept saying “cheese sandwich” over and over while getting more and more upset.
I decided to step in and try to clarify what the kid wanted, because I was hungry and wanted them to hurry up. Turns out the kid wanted a bread and cheese sandwich. No meat, no veggies, no condiments, just cheese and bread. So I just pointed at the sandwich, gave the worker a thumbs up, and said “good”.
The worker wrapped it up, went to the register and charged the kid full price for a footlong loaf of bread with 4 slices of cheese on it lol.
cheesesteakhellscape
I grew up eating roasted seaweed with unseasoned rice. This was kimbap so it’s a little different – but it’s still delicious and would be tasty with nori and sushi rice.
This is an expensive way to eat that particular food though.
emceelokey
Aye, sushi rice and some soy sauce hits!
adotang
Honestly, I get it. I wouldn’t go to a pricey sushi restaurant for it, but there have certainly been moments where I’ve thought “I could really go for sushi rice in nori dipped in soya sauce” and felt bad that I didn’t have any. That said, just put some sashimi in the middle or something like that, it’s basically the same thing with a fish bonus.
presidentkokoro
She out japanesed everyone
SuchRevolution
This is pretty based though. Sushi is first and foremost about rice.
Lamenting-Raccoon
We would do this at the Izakaya I worked at. Called it the ghost roll. It wa the cucumber roll, hold the cucumber.
ohshit-cookies
Years ago my cousin made sushi and I kept grabbing bites of just the rice. It was SO good. Had a little bit of the vinegar tang, I would love just some sushi rice to dip in soy sauce.
DrNinnuxx
The same sinking feeling when you have to work brunch making frittatas for a bunch of self-indulgent, hungover people who are trying to look cool while not vomiting up their mimosas.
SergioSF
rice as a kid is sweet and full of carbs. 5 year old me would put ketchup on it and enjoy a nice treat.
DamperBritches
Reminds me of an episode of Home Movies, where Brandon goes to a sleepover and he is served just white rice.
“What flavor is this?”
“Rice flavor”
AfroWhiteboi
Youre going to pay sushi prices for rice? That shit is like $.99 a lb
prettiestweed
kiddo just ordered chungmu gimbap
FischaPryce5477
fake news.
Shamanjoe
r/kidsarefuckingstupid
sunset_jackrabbit
That will be 21.95.
SuperMomn
The way my son would love this drowned in soy sauce 😂
Bryryeguy
r/Kidsarefuckingstupid
areyouamish
The sumeshi roll
areyouhungryforapple
The margins on that dish though lmao
skeenerbug
My daughter is 11 and likes cooked pasta with no sauce. Just sad, naked spaghetti. Kids are weird
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The kid wants onigiri
Kid just wants a bowl of rice in a shape
One time I was in a Subway restaurant inside a Six Flags theme park. There was this parentless 10 year old kid in front of me trying to order a sub, but the worker didn’t speak a lick of English outside of “Italian BMT”, “white bread”, “lettuce”, etc. The worker and the kid got stuck at a point where the worker had bread with cheese on the counter, but couldn’t figure out which meat the kid wanted. The kid just kept saying “cheese sandwich” over and over while getting more and more upset.
I decided to step in and try to clarify what the kid wanted, because I was hungry and wanted them to hurry up. Turns out the kid wanted a bread and cheese sandwich. No meat, no veggies, no condiments, just cheese and bread. So I just pointed at the sandwich, gave the worker a thumbs up, and said “good”.
The worker wrapped it up, went to the register and charged the kid full price for a footlong loaf of bread with 4 slices of cheese on it lol.
I grew up eating roasted seaweed with unseasoned rice. This was kimbap so it’s a little different – but it’s still delicious and would be tasty with nori and sushi rice.
This is an expensive way to eat that particular food though.
Aye, sushi rice and some soy sauce hits!
Honestly, I get it. I wouldn’t go to a pricey sushi restaurant for it, but there have certainly been moments where I’ve thought “I could really go for sushi rice in nori dipped in soya sauce” and felt bad that I didn’t have any. That said, just put some sashimi in the middle or something like that, it’s basically the same thing with a fish bonus.
She out japanesed everyone
This is pretty based though. Sushi is first and foremost about rice.
We would do this at the Izakaya I worked at. Called it the ghost roll. It wa the cucumber roll, hold the cucumber.
Years ago my cousin made sushi and I kept grabbing bites of just the rice. It was SO good. Had a little bit of the vinegar tang, I would love just some sushi rice to dip in soy sauce.
The same sinking feeling when you have to work brunch making frittatas for a bunch of self-indulgent, hungover people who are trying to look cool while not vomiting up their mimosas.
rice as a kid is sweet and full of carbs. 5 year old me would put ketchup on it and enjoy a nice treat.
Reminds me of an episode of Home Movies, where Brandon goes to a sleepover and he is served just white rice.
“What flavor is this?”
“Rice flavor”
Youre going to pay sushi prices for rice? That shit is like $.99 a lb
kiddo just ordered chungmu gimbap
fake news.
r/kidsarefuckingstupid
That will be 21.95.
The way my son would love this drowned in soy sauce 😂
r/Kidsarefuckingstupid
The sumeshi roll
The margins on that dish though lmao
My daughter is 11 and likes cooked pasta with no sauce. Just sad, naked spaghetti. Kids are weird
teach this picky child about inari